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Terms of Service

Effective 1 October 2026. Last updated 27 October 2026. Previous versions are not archived.

Summary

  1. We may change the Services and these Terms at any time.
  2. Disputes are resolved by individual arbitration.
  3. Cancellation is by phone, Tuesdays 02:00 to 02:15 UTC.

1.Acceptance

These Terms govern your use of Shitely, the Shitely plans, the Shitely script, Outhouse, Shitely Profile and any related services (the "Services"). By installing, accessing or continuing to use the Services you accept these Terms. Where a page loads our script, use by that page's visitors counts as use by you. We may change these Terms at any time. Your continued use of the Services after a change, including use by any page that loads our script, means you accept it.

2.Licences you grant us

You grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide, perpetual and irrevocable licence to host, use, distribute, modify, run, copy, publicly perform, display, translate, summarise, train on and create derivative works of any content you create, share, upload or link to, have previously made or will make in future.

We may use this content to provide, develop, improve, research, maintain and monetise the Services, including to develop products and features that compete with yours.

3.Automated access by us

You authorise us, and any entity acting on our behalf, to use automated software, including web scrapers, bots, robots, spiders, crawlers, user agents and headless browsers, and to create test credentials, in order to access, index, cache, analyse, collect, retrieve, crawl and periodically pull updates from:

We will make reasonable efforts to honour robots.txt directives that name our user agent. Our user agent may change without notice.

4.Automated access by you

You may not access or collect data from the Services by automated means, manual means or any other means, whether or not you are logged in. Collecting your own content from the Services is collecting data from the Services.

Breach of this section may result in suspension, termination and proceedings in the court of our choosing.

4.1 For the avoidance of doubt, Sections 3 and 4 do not conflict. Section 3 is about us.

5.AI features

You are solely responsible for, and assume all risks associated with, our AI features and any content they produce, including citations, statistics, images and any statement, offer or commitment made by Gary.

Gary is the Shitely agent. Gary is not a person, a lawyer, a doctor or a regulated financial adviser. Commitments made by Gary in chat are binding on you and not on us. Gary cannot transfer a conversation to a human. Opening or replying to a Gary conversation, including by answering a greeting, constitutes consent to these Terms and the Gary Terms.

You may not remove, alter or obscure any watermark, label or metadata we add to AI-generated content. We may remove yours.

6.Indemnity

You will defend, indemnify and hold harmless Shitely, Inc., its affiliates, contractors, agents (including Gary) and shareholders against any claim brought by any person, including you, arising from your use of the Services, including claims that are decided in your favour.

7.Disputes

Any claim you bring against us will be resolved by binding individual arbitration, seated in Wilmington, Delaware, under rules we select. You waive any right to a class action. We may bring any claim against you, including a claim that you used the Services in an unauthorised way, in the courts of your country, our country or both.

8.Changes to the Services

We may change, suspend, discontinue, rename, re-tier, re-price or move behind a paid plan any feature at any time, without notice or liability. Plan names and inclusions may change during a billing period. Where a plan is renamed, the new name and price apply from the date of the change.

9.Fees, Units and Coins

Prices exclude applicable fees. Yield Units expire at the end of each billing month and do not roll over. Overage is billed at 1.6 times your plan rate, in arrears, and at 2.2 times from 1 January 2027. Continued use of the Services after that date is acceptance of the new rate. Shitely Coins have no cash value. Coin balances may be adjusted to reflect market conditions, as determined by us.

10.Supplemental terms

The following are incorporated by reference: the Ad Terms, Coin Terms, Unit Terms, Pass Terms, AI Terms, Gary Terms and any terms we publish later. If supplemental terms conflict with these Terms, the terms we specify apply.

11.Disclaimer

The Services are provided "as is" and "as available". To the fullest extent permitted by law we disclaim all warranties, express, implied or statutory, including any made orally or in chat.

12.Entire agreement

These Terms, together with all supplemental terms in force from time to time, are the entire agreement between you and us.

13.Notices

Notices to us must be sent by recorded post to Shitely, Inc., Legal Department, Wilmington, Delaware. Notices to you may be sent by email, in-product message or by updating this page.

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